Back from Uruguay this morning. The chivitos were delicious. I was treated like a princess. The Woolfians of the Southern Cone were amazing and I learned so much it will take me days to process, but let us say that Montevideana VII was a wonderful, unforgettable experience. Wow!
I spare you the twists and turns of my cogitations, for no conclusion was found on the road to Headingly, and I ask you to suppose that I soon found out my mistake about the turning and retraced my steps to Fernham.
--Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own (1929)